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> > > >in Honour of Stupid People
> > > >
> > > >In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through
> > > >stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> > > >
> > > >On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
> > > >(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
> > > >
> > > >On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
> > >Details
> > > >inside.
> > > >(the shoplifter special)?
> > > >
> > > >On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> > > >(and that would be how???.....)
> > > >
> > > >On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> > > >(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
> > > >
> > > >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside
> > > >down."
> > > >(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
> > > >
> > > >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
> heating."
> > > >(...and you thought????....)
> > > >
> > > >On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
> > > >(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
> > > >
> > > >On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
> > > >machinery after taking this medication."
> > > >(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
> > >could
> > > >just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
> > > >
> > > >On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness.."
> > > >(and...I'm taking this because???....)
> > > >
> > > >On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
> > > >(as opposed to...what)?
> > > >
> > > >On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
> > > >(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> > > >
> > > >On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
> > > >(talk about a news flash)
> > > >
> > > >On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,
> > >eat
> > > >nuts."
> > > >(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> > > >
> > > >On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
> > >enable
> > > >you to fly."
> > > >(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
> > > >
> > > >On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands
> > >or
> > > >genitals."
> > > >(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
> > > >
> > > >
>
Oh God, thanks for that one. I needed a good laugh. *grin*
You know what they say about the sex drive of handless Sweeds... it can get so hard it feels like iron! That's why they try and stop a chaisaw chain with it. They first tried with their hands and failed so now they put the best TOOL they have in to it! ROFL Star
oh that was good, thanks hahahaha